News Flash!!!
Coming in 2009, Creed is holding a reunion tour!!!
If you are feeling down because all your money was lost in the stock market, or you have lost your job and are begging for food on the street, spend your stolen cash on a ticket to a concert guaranteed to push you six feet from the edge of suicide. Creed will help take your life to a higher level of depression, and ensure that you welcome all forms of alcohol with arms wide open. My sacrifice of all happiness in my life was an adequate trade for a chance to see the second best band in the world behind Nickelback. What if you miss your chance to see Creed next year? How will you feel?
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Ok, seriously. Creed is possibly the worst band to ever reach the top 10 charts 4 times. Eh...actually Nickelback is the worst, but Creed was the worst back in the day. At least Creed had well written songs, it was just that they performed so bad in front of live audiences that the audiences actually sued the band. The sad thing is that I listened to Creed back in their prime.... I listened to them so much I was able to cleverly inject 5 song titles into the previous paragraph. This is an ability of mine that I will most likely cry about later tonight when I lie in bed inside my own prison that is my underground apartment....oops...I did it again......and now I'm talking in Britney Spears song titles...
I apologize if you are a Creed fan. I know I was hard on them, but really, I am sorry you are a Creed fan...really sorry.
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